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Average User Rating: 2.0

Number of Users Rating: 274

Current Version's Average User Rating: 3.5

Current Version's Number of Users Rating: 18

Description: Hear your iPhone fart every time it rings. iPod Touch users, wake up each morning to a fart alarm.

Four months in the making, 23 city global audition - we bring you the best fart ringtones from around the globe.

Don't settle for sound apps that give you 2 second sound effects. This app includes a symphony of sounds that will impress teachers, boyfriends, girlfriends, parents, siblings, husbands/wives, co-workers, and grandparents.

FRESH COLLECTION FOR EVERY NEED
- Looking for juicy farts? We got em!
- Want echo farts? Got those too!
- Need fart nursery rhymes? Check!
- How about dueling fart battles? Yes!
- Need long-winded ones? No problem
A fart for every occasion!!

BEST SITUATIONS for the app
1) Traveling around the world - a universal language
2) When you need to impress your boyfriend
3) When your girlfriend wants to have "the talk"
4) Meeting new roommates
5) Crowded elevator - obviously
6) Movie theaters
7) Family reunions
8) Company BBQ's
9) Speeches - Townhall meetings, Inaugurations, etc
10) Doctors waiting area - bring smiles to those in need

Caution: Not recommended for job interviews - unless you are interviewing with a video game company or some other cool job.

Caution: Please take caution when selecting a fart ringtone if you are a naturally gaseous person. You may mistake the ringtone for your own natural doing and miss an important call.


VERY COMMON QUESTIONS
Q: I already have a great fart sound maker - do I need this app?
A: YES, fart ringtones surprise the people around you and YOU! Part of the enjoyment of fart ringtones is that your phone will go off without you suspecting it - wonderful!

Q: I only buy organic - are these sounds organic?
A: YES, we only use 100% organically created fart ringtones - we had rigorous auditions in all major cities and selected only the best performances. Rest assured, these are the Idol winner of fart performances.

ABOUT RINGTONE FACTORY APPS
- Download as many as you want - no limits!
- Easily share with friends!
- Set a unique weapon for each caller in your phonebook!

Special thanks to the 6 Pound McChubby Chili Burger, McChubby Milkshake Extreme, extra greasy Meat Deluxe Pizzas, and the Sonoma Green Valley Farm for unlimited access to ripe vegetables.